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'Here's mud in your eye.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Non-Drip ?

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Facial hair continental drift.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"