Cosmetic Maven T-Shirts

'Here's mud in your eye.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Non-Drip ?

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Pollock Painting Company

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Your mascara is running."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Nick Cave

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

Leonard Cohen