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The adoration of the gels.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Nail envy

"Hello Moira, long time no see."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'The highest court in the land.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

The Manicure.

Facial hair continental drift.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Body Building Mishap

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

The violin lesson

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."