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Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I may get extensions.'

'Honey,we're running late.' 'Won't be long dear. I'm just putting on my face.'

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

'Sorry I blamed you for using my makeup.' - 'Let's not fight. Let's make up.'

Plastic Surgeon's desk has files labeled 'Nip' and 'Tuck.'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

"Might be a good idea to lighten up on the mascara hun'."

"A shark with a trout pout...it was never going to work was it!?"

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Non-Drip ?

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Musical genres

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Body Building Mishap

Facial hair continental drift.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."