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Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I may get extensions.'

'Honey,we're running late.' 'Won't be long dear. I'm just putting on my face.'

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

'Sorry I blamed you for using my makeup.' - 'Let's not fight. Let's make up.'

Plastic Surgeon's desk has files labeled 'Nip' and 'Tuck.'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

"Might be a good idea to lighten up on the mascara hun'."

"A shark with a trout pout...it was never going to work was it!?"

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Non-Drip ?

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Pollock Painting Company

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Your mascara is running."