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"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The adoration of the gels.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

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"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Manicure.

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

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"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"I can always tell when someone invests in commodities futures."

"I got a manicure."