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Your Prophecy Here!

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Beethoven's 10th

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

'Do people have soles?'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

"Duct tape..."

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

"It's an old family recipe. It calls for an old family of spiders, and an old family of bats."

'Aaah. It doesn't work. Let's put it out in the drug market.'

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

Psychic powers!

Fortune teller in smoking section.