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Beethoven's 10th

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

I love Marimba

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Nick Cave.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Musical Note Nail

Santa Metal Claus

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Music Freak.

Hacksaw Violin.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Air Sitar.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Cowpunk

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'I play heavy metal.'

Guitar emergency.