Mobile Mavericks T-Shirts

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Cellphone Islands

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

Beethoven's 10th

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

New Milks

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

Mobility Solutions

"Help! It's got my phone!"

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

Bar Code Cows.