Mobile Mavericks T-Shirts

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Cellphone Islands

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Beethoven's 10th

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

New Milks

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"Help! It's got my phone!"

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

Mobility Solutions

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'