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'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Biker chopper shopper

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"The Vesparados"

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

Biking Granny.

Waco violence

Beethoven's 10th

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

"Madam, you're not properly dressed. . . But the rules say helmets must be worn at all times."