Metaphysical Mavericks T-Shirts

'Do people have soles?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Sisyphus during Covid

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Gene Therapy

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Karl Marx

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Conformity

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

Don't sweat the small stuff

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'

Conciousness-Lowering Encounter Group

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

Donner