Meditative Maverick T-Shirts

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

"It's a buy-to-think."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"It is my place!"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Gene Therapy

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'