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2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Be Healthy

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Yoga classes door.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

My God, I need to fart.

Zenemies.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga.

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Why am I running?

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.