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Your mind is your own little corner of the world.

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

'You know you're 40 when...'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

"Maybe this session we could work on getting you to admit you need help?"

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Where is everybody going?"

"How long have you been hearing these voices?"

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

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