Meditative Maverick Gifts

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

"It's a buy-to-think."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"It is my place!"

Why am I running?

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Gene Therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm going on a retreat."

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'