Prayer Maverick T-Shirts

'I am praying. I'm Twittering Him.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Grandma's caf

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Monk Prompt

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

Targets.

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

Gene Therapy

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I say we try it.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"We have a REALLY high turnover rate here."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."