Maverick Spirit T-Shirts

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Gene Therapy

Rogue elephant

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Born to be Wild

Bad Dog

Conformity

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

War Exercise.

Don't sweat the small stuff

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

The Senior Fashionista

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Where is everybody going?"

Trike lowrider

'Coming to you live. Straight from his last job. Let's have a big round of applause!'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.