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'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Gene Therapy

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rogue elephant

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Born to be Wild

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

Bad Dog

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Conformity

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

War Exercise.

The Senior Fashionista

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

In and Outre Tray

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Trike lowrider

"Where is everybody going?"