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'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Elevator Pitch

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Targets.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.