Media Maverick T-Shirts

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Donald Trump rips up fake news.

'These speeches are a lot of trouble -- from now on, I'll just leak everything to the press.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I've decided that I'm going to avoid media coverage about Coronavirus like the plague. . ."

News Samurai

"Hi! I'm from 'Scout Weekly'"

'It's the media . . . do you want to hide?'

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"On the other hand, we could join forces and attack the media."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Cellphone Islands

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Guitar Man.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Elevator Pitch

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Targets.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

Popera!

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."