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He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

Grandma's caf

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Popera!

'Have you any W fronts?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

I love Marimba

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Hacksaw Violin.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Music Freak.

Santa Metal Claus

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"