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Sisyphus during Covid

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Phoenix

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"I'll be right back."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Hermes

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Sunburn.

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Mermaid and music

Giant Footprints in the Snow

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Mermaid Yoga