Mythical Marvelers T-Shirts

Acorn...unacorn.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Phoenix

Sisyphus during Covid

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Walking on Water

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed