Mythical Marvelers T-Shirts

Acorn...unacorn.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Phoenix

Sisyphus during Covid

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Walking on Water

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Schrödinger's cat.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"