Medieval Marvel T-Shirts

'There's such a thing as too much information, you know.'

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Just how funny are you?'

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Phoenix

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"But I use all of them!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Medieval King

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Lovers

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

King Richard I

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Ground score!"