Mythical Marvels T-Shirts

Violin playing Genie

...It's always been three wishes.

Mermaid and music

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Warrior Woman

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Phoenix

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

Vampire Bat

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Unicorn in the Woods

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Vampire Umbrella