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Violin playing Genie

...It's always been three wishes.

Mermaid and music

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Phoenix

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Sisyphus during Covid

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Unicorn in the Woods

Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Big Boy Foot