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Less is less

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Modern Wonders...Wireless Man

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'It's an honest piece.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Just along for the ride.

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'People soup again?'

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Swiss Army Tank.

Chicken Engineer