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Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'It's an honest piece.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Darn good oil that!'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Mermaid and music

Aqueduct

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Swiss Army Tank.

Less is less

Paperless Office

Chicken Engineer