Modern Marvels Gifts

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'It's an honest piece.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Darn good oil that!'

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Aqueduct

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Mermaid and music

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

Swiss Army Tank.

Paperless Office

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