Modernist Marvel Gifts

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Phoenix

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'It's an honest piece.'

'People soup again?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Just along for the ride.

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Swiss Army Tank.

Less is less

Paperless Office