Modernist Marvel Gifts

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Phoenix

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Just along for the ride.

'It's an honest piece.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'People soup again?'

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

Swiss Army Tank.

Paperless Office