Modern Marvel Gifts

Less is less

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Modern Wonders...Wireless Man

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'It's an honest piece.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'People soup again?'

Just along for the ride.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."