Modern Tech Marvel Gifts

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'There's nothing on.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

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"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Lemonade App: $1"

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'