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"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'There's nothing on.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Motivation to work

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Fresh pepper?"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

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"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Lemonade App: $1"