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"I guess this means we're an emerging economy."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Computerized society.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Just along for the ride.

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"I'm thinking about going big."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

Lion with hair straighteners.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Modern day smoke signals.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

"Subscribe to receive a new commandment every month."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...