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Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...

"It's cool, but you kinda miss the trumpet fanfare, right?"Sign: "WELCOME JOSH!"

"Ever get the feeling that it's time we looked into going wireless?"

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Modern day smoke signals.

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

Jeff wondered. Maybe it was time he modernized the company's IT infrastructure.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Modern Santa: 'Naughty...not so naughty'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Computerized society.

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'

'I started working out, one thing led to another, and I upgraded the whole operation.'

Madam Zoola Ball Gazer - "Digital or analogue?"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Men on modernised moon

Woman at vending machine: 'Keeping Up With The Joneses ... Deposit 50 Cents'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"Subscribe to receive a new commandment every month."

"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."