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Modern day smoke signals.

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Anton Chekhov

Architecture Books

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

"He's a Baumaus student."

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Very minimalist"

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Jeff wondered. Maybe it was time he modernized the company's IT infrastructure.

Businessman as God

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

"Form Follow Money."

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."