Modernization Buff T-Shirts

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Minority Report

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Computerized society.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'LOL!'

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'And according to a new poll, baseball and apple pie have now been replaced by facebook and taco bell.'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

Ezra Pound

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Modern day smoke signals.

"Sign of the times, eh?"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

An Uber Car Named Desire

"Subscribe to receive a new commandment every month."

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...

Follow Me on Twitter statue.

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."