Modernization Buff Pillows

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

Computerized society.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'LOL!'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Ezra Pound

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Modern day smoke signals.

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

An Uber Car Named Desire

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"Subscribe to receive a new commandment every month."

Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...

I'd like to check my e-mail...

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

'Oh no, tanneries have changed a lot since the old days.'