Modernity Buffs Pillows

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Drive-thru Church

"Outré or simply bad?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Down With Wikipedia

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'LOL!'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

Ezra Pound

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"He's a Baumaus student."

An Uber Car Named Desire

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

"Wow! I can feel the synergy already."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'