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Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

Computerized society.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"I'm thinking about going big."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

Modern day smoke signals.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

"Subscribe to receive a new commandment every month."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Tracey Emin's work My Bed, alongside Marcel Duchamp's urinal (titled Fountain). Duchamp referred to his works as 'readymades'. Emin's work is 'unmade'.

'There were bound to be some objectors.'