Modern Marvels Enthusiast Gifts

"You did that just to be a jerk."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Will you be wanting this?'

New Marvel Heroes

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Bonsai Exhibit

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

"I'd thought I'd lost my arm when I was hit in battle. It's amazing what they can do with reconstructive surgery these days."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

"He was a bit of a show-off."

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.