Modern Marvels Enthusiast Mugs

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Will you be wanting this?'

New Marvel Heroes

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Bonsai Exhibit

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

"He was a bit of a show-off."

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