Modern Marvel Lover Mugs

Man staring art in the face.

'I wonder how our ancestors managed without all our modern conveniences.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

Thank You to Vaccinators

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Aquarium Distress Call.

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'