Marvel Lover Mugs

Spider boy

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"That 'something' wouldn't be 'Wolverine' tickets would it?"

"Which one's yours?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Choose, Fenster

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Moses as a child.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

New Marvel Heroes