Magic Modernist Gifts

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

Parking lot at the coven

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I said slime."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

Wikipedia...