Magic Modernist Mugs

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

Parking lot at the coven

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Rocking Witches.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Rocket and Witch Race

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...