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'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Projectile painting.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Doctor says: 'I must say, I'm surprised to see you here' to Magritte character with apple in face

Selfie self-portrait

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

'Well, the joke's on me - it turns out that the King pardoned you twelve years ago!'

"I'd thought I'd lost my arm when I was hit in battle. It's amazing what they can do with reconstructive surgery these days."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

Less is less

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Man staring art in the face.

Gregor awakes from anxious dreams to find he has hands for feet and feet for hands.

"Special delivery from the Amazon!"

"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

"You did that just to be a jerk."

"No, son, we're not under attack by aliens. Those are drones. It appears everyone owns one these days."

"Calm down. He's saying Wet The Floor."

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"