Mechanical Marvels Admirer T-Shirts

'Hello? ACME automatic mechanical chair lift company? My husband and I were wonderin' if you could send one of your repair men over here some time soon...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Old-fashioned computer

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'It's a hybrid.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Physics toy.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Darn good oil that!'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

Have you installed the heater?

Trapping the Polecat

'The volcano is in the shop.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

Swiss Army Tank.

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

Hard-working.

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

Metal Defective.

Chicken Engineer

Steeplejack.

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'