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"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.

I think it's your suspension!

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Crane fishing

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Robot Office Tasks

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"You've got a few screws loose."

Physics toy.

"Can you fall in love with a robot?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Well, we are not sure of their purpose - except as a primitive form of transport for us..."

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Cat flap for a truck.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

Trapping the Polecat

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

"No, you can't leave. You'll use any excuse to leave work early."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Hard-working.

Hard drive crashed - please help.

Metal Defective.

"Be sure to eat it while it's hot."

Forklift truck

WD40