Mechanical Marvel Lover T-Shirts

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Time'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

Old-fashioned computer

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'It's a hybrid.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Physics toy.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Thank You to Vaccinators

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.