Mechanical Marvel Lover Gifts

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Time'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Old-fashioned computer

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'It's a hybrid.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Physics toy.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Thank You to Vaccinators

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Aquarium Distress Call.