Microscopic Marvel Lover Gifts

One-celled dog.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Subatomic particles

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'ADN'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Spider boy

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

Thank You to Vaccinators

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.