"Oooh Martha! Loving what you've done to your hair!"
Microscopic Humor Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your microscopic humor lover? Delight them with witty products that celebrate their fascination with the tiny and the humorous. From clever mugs to playful t-shirts, find the perfect quirky gift that brings a smile and a giggle. These fun items are ideal for anyone captivated by the microscopic world and its humorous side, adding a touch of science-inspired comedy to their everyday essentials. Whether for a scientist, student, or science aficionado, these are guaranteed to amuse and surprise.
"Psst -- Your mitochondria are showing!"
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
Gifts for a cloned baby!
"You left this on our ship."
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"
'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'
"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."
Astral Projection
'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'
"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."
My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."
"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."
'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'
'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'
'Can I have flies with that'
He wanted a different one.
Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.
'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"
Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."
Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
Toenail clipping missile.
Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.
"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."
Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)
Microscopic Humor Lover Gifts Collection
Microscopic Humor Lover Mugs
Discover a range of mugs packed with microscopic humor and witty micro-world graphics—ideal for science lovers who enjoy a good laugh with their coffee.
Microscopic Humor Lover Pillows
Bring microscopic humor into their home with pillows showcasing funny micro-world illustrations—great for science enthusiasts to lounge and laugh.
Microscopic Humor Lover Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate microscopic humor with detailed and funny micro-world artwork—perfect for decorating a science lover's space.
Microscopic Humor Lover T-Shirts
Explore our collection of T-shirts with clever micro-world jokes and designs—perfect for anyone fascinated by the tiniest details and their humorous side.