Microscopic Romantics Gifts

"I suppose this is goodbye."

Robocop and Juliet.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Cupid paints Stop sign

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

It's the thought that counts!

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

William Wordsworth

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Lovers dressed as pears

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Honeyhuman Suite

Busker in Tunnel of Love.

"This could be the start of something big."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Romance in Yellow

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Barn Wedding